Sunday, May 23, 2010

Penis Envy

I remember as a little girl, overhearing my Mother say, "that with a boy you have to worry about 1 penis; whereas, a girl you have to worry about every penis." As I got older I began to replay that statement over and over again in my head, as it didn't seem quite right to me.

Alas! I figured out exactly why....In fact it was quite obviously true that, that very opposite of her statement rang much truer to form. With a girl you have to worry about all penises; however, a girl can sleep with ten men and only become pregnant once. And a boy, that one penis can create more damage, wreak more havoc and impregnate all ten women.

To plainly but sadly put it, the penis is mightier than the vagina. Perhaps, that's why men feel they are the superior sex.

Ladies, here's where we take back and get off our backs.....

1 comment:

  1. I heard that! The pen is stronger than the penis though! Take it back!

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